About Me

My name is Jenaire Letell Burnett
But you can call me.....
"Mistress Jenaire"

This is my own business which means I don't work for anyone & nobody works for me.
The reason this is so Great for my customers is because I make the rules and YOU receive all the
benefits that I would want for myself. My catalogs are all put together & priced by hand because
I want to appeal to the normal, average, every day person like myself. My goal is to make Sex FUN
and AFFORDABLE for EVERYONE no matter who you are. Old, Young, Married, Single, Gay, Straight,
Bi, Trans Gender..... Whether it be physical or emotional, intimacy is a vital part of human nature.
It's what makes this world go round. It's what brings us together. No matter what color, creed or religion,
sharing affection is a necessity & this is why I love what I do. I want to bring Peace, Love & Happiness
to all of those who are willing to accept it. And if that person is YOU, then I'm your Girl
(can you tell I'm from California?! LOL!!!).
One more thing, Love is meant to be shared and no matter how insignificant those 3 little words
might be to some people, to me they will always bear repeating.
Life is too short NOT to say "I love you."

In the immortal words of Bill & Ted, "Be Excellent To Each Other!" (Tee-Hee!)

This is my ambition:

To help Women & Men achieve a more
stimulating and satisfying relationship with themselves
& with their significant others.
I accomplish this through education and providing the ability
to purchase adult novelties & designer lingerie both comfortably and confidentially.

With the way the world is today, it is more important than ever to always practice safe sex. And what can be safer than pleasuring oneself or by being with a monogamous partner?! That is why my goal is to provide my customers with as many product options as possible. By adding variety to your relationship, I hope you will continue to enjoy a life time of full intimacy, sensuality and fun! Therefore, anything that you are looking for but might not be able to find please let me know & I will do my best to locate it for you. I aim to please and I love what I do!! Thank you all so much for your support! I won't let you down!

-Jenaire

About Me

My name is Jenaire leTell Burnett & I was born April 23, 1971.
My parents & I moved from California to North East, Maryland in 1977 (WHY???!!!!).
I attended North East Elementary, Middle & High School (YUP! CecilTucky folks!).

I married my best friend, soul mate, cheerleader, business partner & ROCK STAR
Jim Burnett of Wilmington Delaware on October 31, 1998
Yes! Halloween!! Had to pick a date he's remember LOL!
WHAT?
He "says" he proposed on his birthday for the same reason.
Yeah, he said all he wanted for his birthday was to be engaged to me (wonk, wonk lol)
Anyway, he is an excellent Chef, and currently his cuisine can be sampled
at The Wellwood Restaurant in Charlestown, MD.

Our children are of the 4 legged variety & considering our schedules, it's PURRRRFECT!
First we have a fluffy & very talkative AKC Registered Collie named Brasd'Or
(which means "Golden Arms" in French). He currently resides at his grandfather's
home in Luray, VA making lots & lots of purebred Collie puppies.
(Interested in adopting a beautiful & gentle purebred Collie of your own?)
Second there is our strong & mighty AKC Registered German Shepherd Miss Ginger,
who we adopted from Sheila, Angelo & her very first Best Friend & brother Brendan =)
Then there is our Siamese cat (the Bully!) "Obama" LaBamba Burnett (who likes to beat up Ginger).
3rd our misfit kitty Smudge (because she looks like all her colors "smudged" together LOL).
And finally 4th, the newest kitty member of our family Thunder Puss!

Life is Good!

As for me personally........ HAHAHAHA! Ok, here ya go!

I loooovvvveeee Ice Hockey & the Pittsburgh Penguins are my team! Don't worry, my husband is a Flyers fan!!
I like classic cars, riding horses, hiking, snow skiing, scuba diving & attempting to roller blade (even though I suck @ it!).
I listen to classic rock, fist pumping heavy metal, ALL 80s (especially hair bands)....oh, and House/Techno music!
I don't like to play sports but I do LOVE miniature golf!
I enjoy taking pictures, but hate to be in them!
I watch all documentaries having to do with true ghost stories, especially when they include actual visual & audio.
I also watch crime investigation documentaries like the First 48, New Detectives, Autopsy & Dr G Medical Examiner.
I'm big into ANY show on the human body & of course anything having to do with human sexuality.
I think MANswers on Spike totally ROCKS!
I like to learn interesting facts so I can pass the info onto to my customers & clients.
I also dig all those "caught on tape" shows like Dumbest Criminals, Speeders, Most Shocking, etc.
Horror movies & comedies are my favorite but I hate Sci-Fi & Aliens!
I really enjoy being creative, fixing things, doing home repairs, landscaping (even tho I suck at that too!) & building things.
I hate to cook or do anything domestic tho! Just ask my husband, I don't vacuum or do windows! Or dust! LOL!
I drive fast, take chances, live on the edge...but do so carefully (like going down the Double Diamond, slowly LOL!)
I would like to go back to school to become a Sexual &/or Relationship Counselor, and a Pharmacy Tech.
I love learning & will continue to take classes about Anything/Everything until I can no more.
I drink Crown Royal, Miller Lite, red wine...and Diet Green Tea from Wawa :)
I eat all seafood, including Sushi!
I love pizza, cheese steaks, cheeseburgers (anything w/ cheese really) and very RARE (like, MOO-ING!) steak :)
I'm a good girl too & love ALL fruit & veggies (including mushrooms & onions) especially when there is cheese involved!
However more than anything in the world, I HATE LIVER!!!
I'm like a dude in that the way to my heart is thru my stomach LOL!
Watch out tho because I get really, really irritated when I'm hungry.
Or hot. I hate to SWEAT. Then again I suppose that depends on the situation (tee-hee!).
I want to entertain Everyone because a smile & a laugh goes a million miles.
I will do just about anything for anyone & enjoy going out of my way for people.
The worse thing about me tho is that I'm a procrastinator. Then again, I think I work best under pressure =)